Last week, we learned a lot about foodstuffs. And also, hats dyed with blood.

#10. 15 Countries You Picture Wrong Vs. Reality: Side By Side

Hey, ladies! (get government-y now…)

“Anyone who’s watched television or movies or even checked out a meme or two in the last decade will see that the same tired stereotypes are being pushed around. Naturally, some people just sort of accept these things as true without a second thought.”

#9. 6 Monster Legends Too Intense For The Western World

Think lightning quick, homicidal garden gnome.

“It’s said to live in and around old ruined castles, venturing outside to kill locals, because it needs their blood to dye its hat. That’s right, the eponymous ‘red cap’ needs to stay a very particular shade of red, and only human blood will do.”

#8. The 45 Most Badass Lines Ever Uttered In Real Life

That was life in the “no chill” era.

“Ever been in a situation where you were left speechless, only to think of something awesome to say way after the point? These guys didn’t have that problem.”

#7. 5 Things I’ve Learned As An Adult With No Driver’s License

You know who else never got a driver’s license? Woody Allen. So there’s that company to consider if you suffer from non-driving shame.

“Is it pathetic to admit that I don’t trust myself to operate a car? That I can’t envision myself merging onto a highway or hitting the brakes in time without causing a Final Destination chain reaction? Well, color me pathetic, because these are things I’m afraid of.”

#6. The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Hey, you sure ain’t getting that kind of exposure on Yelp.

“Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.”

Last week, we learned a lot about foodstuffs. And also, hats dyed with blood.

#10. 15 Countries You Picture Wrong Vs. Reality: Side By Side

Hey, ladies! (get government-y now…)

#9. 6 Monster Legends Too Intense For The Western World

Think lightning quick, homicidal garden gnome.

#8. The 45 Most Badass Lines Ever Uttered In Real Life

That was life in the “no chill” era.

#7. 5 Things I’ve Learned As An Adult With No Driver’s License

You know who else never got a driver’s license? Woody Allen. So there’s that company to consider if you suffer from non-driving shame.

#6. The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Hey, you sure ain’t getting that kind of exposure on Yelp.

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