2. I FUCKED HER MOM

Ex was cheating on me so I fucked her mama and got her parents divorced.

3. THREW AWAY HIS COCAINE AND POURED LAXATIVES INTO HIS BOOZE

My ex was a egocentric asshole who gaslighted me. When I left I poured laxatives in every single bottle of booze he had and yielded his secret cache of cocaine away. This was in Australia where neither of those things are cheap.

4. I Announced MY ADOPTED EX AN ORPHAN

I called my adopted ex an orphan while drink. She was killed in a auto disintegrate two week ago. It was the last circumstance I said to her.

5. I Moved HIS T-SHIRTS BACKTORN TO SHREDS

My long distance ex asked if I could forward back his favorite T-shirts that he had given to me. He cheated on me, so I was projecting on exactly hurling them away, but instead I forwarded them back. Two were torn to smidgens and one had’ I’M A CHEATER’ written down the back. He deserved it. Don’t fucking “feel like i m cheating on” me.

6. I BANGED HER YOUNGER SISTER

I banged her younger sister. Yes she deserved it, she cheated on me. And her sister was WAY better in bed.

7. I TOLD THAT BITCH TO GO TO CHURCH

When I found out she chiselled on me, I updated to her status and enunciated’ I’m a hooker who likes to cheater with X’ and changed her password. Then I changed her password to her email. She announced me and pleaded to create it down since she was friends with religion members from her church. I laughed and told that bitch to go to church.

8. I SLAPPED HIM IN THE FACE IN A CROWDED LECTURE HALL

I slapped my ex in the various regions of the face in a cramped lecture foyer at university. He had dropped me three days before when I told him about a positive maternity research. It afterward turned out to be a spurious positive, but I was nineteen and scared as inferno, and “hes not” picked up the phone or refuted any verse when I was trying to reach him. I obtained him in the lecturing and told him that I needed to talk to him urgently, and he refused to come and speak with me and told me that it was nothing to do with him at this part. So, I slapped him, resoundingly, in front of five hundred people. And stormed off. I’m not proud of having resorted to violence, and I would never do that now, but at the time it seemed quite justified.

9. I Transported ALL HIS NASTY COMMENTS TO HIS PARENTS

Put all the nasty mentions he made online in a PDF file and transmitted it to his parents. You drop me via email? I’ll make sure your mothers will give you inferno. Saw him year later, he said he was scared by me and considered I was the Devil.

10. ASS-TO-MOUTH VENGEANCE

I knew my first bride was cheating on me when she asked me if her boyfriend could sleep over. The next day I went with a girl that was hot after me, and was kinky for anal( she told me that’s what she required when chasing me ). Afterwards, I didn’t cleaning process, went home, and asks for BJ from the bride. She accommodated, and when she took it in her opening, the look on her appearance were sufficient to clear us even.

11. I HUNG UP ON HER COLLECT CALL FROM COUNTY JAIL

Cheated on me while I was in basic training. Then claimed it was’ assault'( afterward to find out it wasn’t ). Months later on summer leave I get a call from a robot,’ An prisoner from( neighbourhood district prison) is trying to contact you, press 1 to accept .’ I thought it was one of those prank dial circumstances so I wanted to play along. Returns out it was her. My quantity is the only digit she memorized. She had a party at her parents’ home while they where out and it went busted for medications and other many situations. She was crying and telling me how much bail was plainly indicating on me bailing her out so her mothers wouldn’t find out( right off ). I told her’ dahahaam. That sucks bruh’ and hung up. She wasted her one telephone call. I don’t know the exact vocabulary but found out she got pinned for cocaine control, MIP, and a few other alcohol/ minor-related felonies.

12. I Embezzle THE DOG AND CUT HER FUCKING TIRES

I stole the dog and cut her fucking tires. Oreo was my endowment to her for her birthday, but I chose he was mine when she decided to fuck my friend.

13. WEDDING INVITATION DOUBLE-CROSS

I dated this human that I worked with for three months and we were completely infatuated with each other. It was a whirlwind of a tale and I was so naive in video games of cherish that I speculated everything…until one day at work, under the wiper on my automobile, I saw there was an envelope that was addressed with my first name and inside, there was a wedding request for him and his fiance. I was unknowingly a mistress and I decided to take subjects into my own hands. I took the figure from the request, discovered her amount in his phone, called her to discuss, and we aimed up constituting dinner reservations with him as our server. The look on his look where reference is ambled up to the table quenched me more than he was never did.

14. I TOOK HER TO THE CONCERT AND JUST LEFT HER THERE

When I found out my GF chiselled on me, I didn’t do anything right off because we had plans to see a concerted effort out of region coming up. I took her to the concert condoned myself to the lavatory and only left her there. She got the message.

15. I Contribute HER NEW ADDRESS TO COLLECTION AGENCIES

My ex-wife got pregnant with another man about 3-4 months into our’ segregation ,’ announced her maternity on our company’s intranet( we both worked at the same firm at the time) even though she was planning on discontinuing, refused to honor parts of our divorce village she originally agreed on and signed, and then tried to run off on all her debts. I had collectors provoking me and my family looking for her. Apparently, she changed her multitude and she had no known address. Fortunately, I was able to get back at her. I was able to convince her to sell the house she originally wanted to keep as per the divorce village, but afterward backed out on. During this process, our realtor exploited a digital signature platform so we didn’t have to see each other. Anytime you sign official documents on this programme, it leaves a route with your IP address. My ex-wife had signed every document employing personal computers from the house her newborn father was living in. I then exploited a( free) locate online that can tracing where an IP address originates, it gave me approximate GPS arranges. I went on Google Maps and learnt the street and formerly I knew the street, I could search through my state’s dimension hunting to determine all owneds on that street. All I had to do was find the appoint of her boyfriend and mostly received where she was living. The next time the collecting bureaux announced, I caused them her brand-new address. Her get sued for not her proposals is the least she deserves.

16. I dropped a giant vial of fine purple light all over his bed

I once constituted the mistake of sleeping with a roommate. It lasted for about 3 months before I decided that I wanted to take things to the next rank. He considered me like a girlfriend in many ways already so I belief this would be no big deal. I was wrong. He told him that he didn’t want to date me because I wasn’t’ trophy spouse textile’ and he didn’t plan on owing to the fact that successful( sufficient to tally a Twife at least) until he was 30. He then proceeded to take a girl’s virginity, knock her up, ask her to get an abortion and bitch about it to me while asking for a loot call. I dropped a giant vial of fine violet glint all over his bed and laundry/ laundering machine. The humankind hated glint, “whats being” I suggest?

17.’ YOU SUCK IN BED ANYWAY’

Was dating this girl and she chose she needed to date this other person that had just become single. So he slammed her and left her and a duo months later she was back announcing about what a mistake she made breaking up with me. At the time I was home on flout from college out of state. I told her to come back to school with me and we would consider what happened. She drove her little piece of rubbish the 3-hour drive to my situate the next government over. The automobile barely realized it. Couldn’t get over about 50 on the Interstate. I banged her all night long and generally treated her like a whore. She wouldn’t say no to anything as she was going to earn my rely back. Extremely late in the night she asked me if I thought it would work out this time. I replied,’ fuck no. You dumped me to fuck another guy and think we are going to act like it didn’t happen? You suck in bed anyway .’ I pretend to go to sleep and she passed out in the middle of the night and I have not examined or sounded from her in 29 times. As an 18 -year-old guy who was hurt I felt like a suppres hero. As a 47 -year-old husband and leader I ponder I was a scumbag.

18. I Separated HIS GODDAMN NOSE

I feel ashamed of this now, as I know this wasnt the appropriate response. I was in a cruel tie-in for three years with an abusive arse and I discounted so many red flag it was my own fault. I was 13 -1 6 in this relationship and I wasn’t ready for sex. He was two years older and remained pushing the questions. At the end, I found out he had been cheating on me for three months with a reciprocal’ friend .’ We were in a big group of friends and one night we had all matched up and she was pissed that he wouldn’t leave me and she told me with a derision in front of everyone. All those seasons I filled up with them they were tittering behind my back. I thank her for it is currently, but back then, at 16, I lost it. Long story short, I violated his goddamn nose.

19. I Get HER EXCOMMUNICATED FROM THE JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES

My ex spouse was a Jehovah’s Witness and she basically cheated on me with her relative. I had the choice to break up with her and disguise the truth from her family but decided to make it public. She got excommunicated and their own families doesn’t talk to her. I don’t regret it because I feel like I’ve done her a kindnes. Clearly she didn’t want to be a Jehovah’s Witness anymore. Doubled bonus, they stopped knocking on our door.

20. I head-butted him in a dislocated rib

I head-butted him in a dislocated rib. This was about a month after he raped me, so I don’t feel bad about it at all.

21. I Went HER’ SUGARDADDY’ TO LEAVE HER

In the 1990 s a girl I wanted to be with spurned me because she’ doesn’t appointment lame-ass grey boys’ and she hooked up with a street thug who is trying to get a gangsta rap album. I thought I was in love, but I disliked her so much I wished the worst for her. Fast presented to 2012, and she contacts me via Facebook looking to’ Catch up’ and experience what I’m up to. I’m wedded and found a family so I kind of got over her ass, but when I went that message I interpreted red.Her chart was a few daytimes old-time and I sensed she was only letting me know so much better. So I used one of my rotate profiles and examined around until I noted her main. She was living with a husband in his sixties while trying to raise up four kids all with various baby-daddies. I produced her on in those discussions and screenshotted the whole happening before emailing the screens to her’ Sugardaddy ,’ making him see how she was looking to start over with me, that she was sorry she didn’t give me a proper chance.Hedecided to leave her and the four hellions she had by moving out of the trailer the latter are crowded in and moving into his own place.She was pissed off; I intend, I could see the little nuclear gloom the whole way from my house.

22. I SLEPT WITH ANOTHER GIRL THEN HAD SEX WITH MY EX WITHOUT BATHING

I double dipped. My EX and I had broken up for a while but started hanging around and robbing up again. I thought we were slowly getting back together, is about to change I was wrong. While “were in” fixing up she was also sleeping with another guy. She told me a few a few weeks later and I was excessively pissed. One darknes another girlfriend ask questions to hangout and hookup and conveniently my EX wanted to hook up the same night as well. So I slept with other daughter and drew sure I didnt bathe, shower or clean myself in regardless. Intent up going to my EX’s and sleeping with her privilege after. Shes never found out but I felt like it was completely deserved.

23. I SENT HER SOME BABY CLOTHING AFTER HER ABORTION

My ex is/ was this very pro-life daughter. She got pregnant in college( idiocy on both parties ), got an abortion because she didn’t want to break their own lives. Cried for weeks( before and after ). A month eventually, I find out that she’s cheating on me, we have a very Extremely eventful breakup. Six to seven several months after the breakup, she gets an anonymous gift of baby dres shipped to her. Last I listened, she’s been using antidepressants.

24. POURED LUBE ALL OVER HER BLONGINGS AND DUMPED HER OFF AT THE TRAIN STATION

Ex-girlfriend left the bar with another guy. I spent the rest of the darknes get diligently boozed. Went back to our inn area and swarmed lube all over her backpack, invests, glass, and in between every page of her passport. I then opened a liter bottle of irrigate and outlook it in her bag such that it would pour out when she laid the purse down. When she got back the next morning, I trod her to the set station, dumped her, and left her there on the steps with a gradually leaking knapsack. Possibly one of the more aggressively immature happens I’ve ever done, but damned if it didn’t oblige me feel better.

25. THERE IS NO SWEETER REVENGE THAN BEING HAPPY

The cruelest situation? Easy. I’m hired, joyous, have a great responsibility and thoroughly enjoy my life. She’s sorry with my ex-best friend that she cheated on me with. She gets to see me driving down the street about once a week, and I’ve heard from reciprocal friends she’s constantly trying to talk down about me. To know I can upset someone by being joyous, genuinely there is no sweeter revenge.

26. I Transported HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND SCREENSHOTS OF HIM SAYING HE HATED HER

My and ex and I were long-distance. And I realized that this long distance was because he had another lover back home, who he admitted to having after I persistently questioned. I knew about her for a couple months but agreed with him to keep it under wraps because I’ll be honest, I felt I adoration him. So whenever he would send me nudes, I would screenshot them. Every period he transmitted me a letter saying he disliked his girlfriend, I would screenshot them. After a few months, we started falling out more, and I decided it was time. I didn’t want to be anyone’s dirty secret anymore. So I messaged her and mailed her the nudes and the contents and showed I was sorry and I hoped she would be okay. I then refused to see him again, stymie him on everything and nursed my broken heart.

27. I told her I craved her to suffer as ugly and worthless as she made me feel

Same start as anyone, she chiselled on me. There were a bunch of things that she wanted to do in bunk, so naturally, I mercilessly fucked her best friend and did all the shit my ex wanted to do, but with her. When she found out, she cried and all that jazz and I only did not maintenance, and I became sure she knew it. The last part is pretty grovel, but when she asked how I could be so inhuman I told her I required her to feeling as ugly and worthless as she made me feel.

28. MY REVENGE WAS GOING ON TO DOMINATE LIFE

I get dropped. I fell apart. At one point I saw myself outside her live bawl in my auto. But I never announced. Never emailed. Never texted. Nothing. I wouldn’t break. My retaliation was going on to dominate life. We had dinner a few years later and she put on weight and hadn’t had a steady respectable relation because we broke up. That retaliation was sweetest.

29. I FUCKED HER TWIN SISTER

Ex fucked our friend at the time because he was going away to the military and’ they genuinely connected.’ So I fucked her twinned sister. We’ connected’ several times.

30. FORWARDED HER PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS PICTURES OF HER HAVING SEX AND DOING DRUGS

Ex communicated pictures of herself cheating on me( included doing some hard drugs ). I sent them to her parents and grandparents from an anonymous email address.

31. LEFT HER AT A DENNY’S IN FLORIDA

We went on a vacation to Florida and I told her I knew about her taking money out of my detail, utilizing the car I bought her to run determine her other lover, and talking shit about me behind my back. I checked out of the hotel and left her at a Denny’s in Fort Walton Beach. Yes, she deserved it.

32. KICKED HIM OUT OF THE CAR IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

Asked him to get out of my automobile. On the side of the road. In the middle of nowhere. Likewise, I took apart his bicycle, and mailed it to him in parts, via postal services. No regrets. He was an ass.

33. CRUELEST THING POSSIBLE

I changed my Netflix password.

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