22. A Nascar Fan
” I dated a girl who had a full blow pic of Dale Earnhardt Jr, standing by his race car, tattooed on her lower back … She tried to explain it, but only intention up proving me because I couldn’t take her seriously … The tattoo itself wasn’t a treat breaker, but her paucity of a sense of humor about it was … How are lewd observations about nutting on Jr’s face not entertaining ?”
23. Someone Outside Started Clapping
“‘ I make a lot of noise.’
Holy fucking shit she wasn’t kidding, it was almost like in a porn. During her orgasm it was exactly like in a porn, so much better that( we were in an hotel) someone somewhere outside the area started clapping.
I would like to tell you that this was because of me, but she plainly hollered like a banshee during copulation .”
” She told me that she was a clumsy.
That was the biggest understatement ever. Never have I realise someone with such a level of clumsiness. She was a treading catastrophe. she fell out of bottom. Twice. She twitched so uncontrollably when she came that she punched me with her elbow in the appearance( If you’re wondering switch cowgirl ).”
25.” Momma Didn’t Conjure A Quitter”
” So this person and I gratified online and he came over to watch movies one night. We were texting the working day leading up to our movie nighttime and the topic of fornication came up. We were very comfortable with one another for not having “ve met before” in person and we both wanted to discuss our expectations for that night. We concurred if concepts were to go down it would be alright but also if nothing happened that was fine too.
We were almost done with our discussion and buster hurls in an’ oh btw I have a huge dick ‘. I shrugged it off because what 20 year old-fashioned guy online doesn’t have a’ huge’ dick?
Fast presented to movie darknes and we go to my chamber to bed. We are making out and things are getting heated. We both end up naked and out of the area of my eye I check his dick. IT WAS SO MASSIVE. The only accurate comparison I have been able to induce is that it’s the size of a Pringle can. I signify it caught my tending from my peripheral vision- that has to say something. Right ?!
Anyway my mouth must have thumped the floor because he starts tittering and says we don’t have to continue if I didn’t want to. I said I was fine trying and taking concepts gradually( momma didn’t promote a quitter ). I lasted about 15 seconds .”
26. She Wouldn’t Believe Him
” Opposite of this, was not believed.
‘I’m kinda big, and you’re kind of small-minded, sure this will work ?” Yeah only necessary lube.’
She had a copper implant. I touched her cervix( and embed) in four different positions in under 10 minutes before we observed a suitable orientation. Not merely did I experience her cervix, I seemed the embed , not fun.
It was on our areas and the second my hips touched tush I had to start plucking back in order to not smack it .”
27. The Watchful Gaze Of Our Lord Satan
” She asked if we could do it on the couch not in her area. I joked about having a chaotic area. she sad no its not messy. I joked do you have an alter to satan. Her sees get massive …’ Who told ?’ Long story short( too late !) she showed me her chamber, showed me her alter to the devil, got a beej, got to finger her, and get her to let me nut on her look, all under the watch full gaze of satan .”
28. Like Her Thighs Had Flames
” Before she took her gasps off she said’ I have to tell you, I haven’t scraped in a while.’
I was like’ it’s fine. Neither have I.’
I wasn’t prepared for so much hair.
When we were done, it looked like her thighs had kindles .”
29. NSFL, Maybe hop-skip this one
” She told me not to go down on her because she had’ razor blaze’ from scraping. I figured, meh, a duet red lumps, nbd. I should have listened. Every single follicle was a grey pustule, some were scabby, some had clearly popped while we were going into it and were seeping liquor. It was like her entire pubic embankment was covered in the worst acne you could imagine. The believed to be one of those popping in my opening induced me gag .”
30. He Misunderstood
She told me that she likes to play rough and I anticipated she meant that she wanted to be rough. Needless to say half way through copulation she turns me on my back and strangles me to the point where I’m about to pass out, my adams apple practically popped out of my opening … appeared certainly out of place after that.
31. Long Story Short, She Got Pregnant
” Friend of the guy I was interested in tells me a tale about how him and his other friends plucked my future bf’s trunks down. He said it was literally the smaller dick they had ever seen. I contemplated, okay whatever. One nighttime, concepts get steamy and he sets a condom on. Next circumstance I know, he’s inside me. Absolutely don’t feel a thing. But hey I still liked him. I tried so hard to make it tight for him but it was nearly impossible. I repute I strained something. He gets done and goes to clean up. Can’t find the condom. It had stolen off and was inside of me. Yep. Got pregnant. Had his son. We are not together but my poor son will no doubt got his dad’s peculiarities down there. I feel so sorry for him .”
” Nothing boosts the old-time ego like ogling down and she’s passed out cold. Even snoring.
She told me it might happen, but I wasn’t prepared.
It didn’t work out. And that’s a shame because she was merriment( when she was awake ).”
33. Female Submissive Babygirl
” He did tell me he is quite subservient but I didn’t expect him to be male version of vulnerable female subservient babygirl with daddy questions. He fails erection when he tries to dominate/ manhandle. 🙁
And he did alert me he had been able to sobbing but now exclaims every second occasion if orgasm is a bit harder .”
34. If she says you don’t need a condom then you emphatically requirement a condom
” I had a girl tell me that I could do anything I required basically as long as I didn’t wear a condom because she said’ I will fucking kill you if you wear a condom’ well fast forward some time I got chlamydia and so did my best friend who had apparently been told the same occasion so the important thing to take away from this is that it’s not always best available idea to pick low-grade hanging return .”
35. She Like To Bite…A Lot
” I was informed she likes to burn … no biggie, I can handle it pretty rough , not full on s& m but a bit suffering can be jolly hot. Endorphins were a flowing/ I was sucked as inferno. I went home that night and I went up the next day and walked outta my room with my shirt off. My roommate looked up and got to go’ WTF happened today ?!’ I went over to the reflect and counted 37 gnaw recognizes all over my chest neck and forearms. They stuck around for various weeks. 7/5 would do it again .”