TV is a mixed bag, straddling from the high art of presents like Breaking Bad and Game Of Thrones to pandering to make efforts to delight the lowest common denominator like The Bachelor and Game Of Thrones . This time, TV managers approved brand-new presents about a time-traveling duffel bag, a cartoon barbarian going an office occupation, and Kevin James somehow going another sitcom. Can you suspect the kind of nutty shit that doesn’t make it? Well we can, because we pushed ourselves to watch a whole cluster for this article.

Here are some wholly out-there ideas that called shockingly close to becoming regular line — proving that channels may be going frantic, but they’re not that frantic yet.

# 6. Kanye West Tried To Do An HBO Sitcom( And Puppet show)

Short of magically morphing into a lizard or displaying self-awareness, there’s not a lot Kanye West can do to surprise us anymore. So where reference is say to you he nearly reached two of the most ridiculous TV presents ever rendered, you know we’re not inflating. First off, Kanye made a pilot for an HBO comedy in the vein of Curb Your Enthusiasm , even hiring one of Curb ‘s directors, Larry Charles. Harmonizing to Charles, Kanye introduced himself to him as “the pitch-black Larry David” — which isn’t wholly crazy. Just imagine if that jaunty theme song played every time Kanye did something dickish.

“I’m sorry, but Beyonce’s video was pretty good. Pretty, pretty, prett-aaaay good.”

According to the director, the display wasn’t picked up because it was “too hardcore”( a word that had never been within such close proximity of anything Larry-David-related before ). In one incident, for example, Kanye has a Make a Wish meeting with small children and purposes up communicating the following theme to others like him: “Yo, whattup to all the expiring minors. I know y’all my dawgs. And you know, all pups go to heaven! ” Another “joke” implies the status of women presenting a detailed description of a girl expiring in a vehicle clang. It’s like they got the tricky part of Curb Your Enthusiasm privilege, but forgot the comedy.

Curb was a comedy ?! ”

So development projects led nowhere, but that didn’t stop Kanye from trying something even weirder. A few years later, he starred in and produced a captain for a “hip-hop Muppet Show ” called Alligator Boots ( NSFW ). Don’t click on that associate unless you want to see some full-frontal Muppet dick( yeah, we’re astounded HBO didn’t gather up this one ).

If you always missed The Muppet Show to be easier to masturbate to, this will help marginally .

The pilot likewise co-starred West’s future wife Kim Kardashian, who is hit on by a horny allow puppet form of Barry White while garmented as Princess Leia. She then announces she’ll have sex with Beary, because the write for this thing was apparently some online fanfiction Kanye noted while Googling himself and liked.

“Kanye, this stirs no sense.”
“Don’t worry, we’ll contribute the Smurf village and nude Steve Buscemi as background, and all will be clear.”

Another part of the story noted Kanye refusing to perform on the late-night display within a display — which would be a lot funnier if that wasn’t literally what his life has become.

# 5. A Teen Musical Show … Starring Nicolas Cage

Back in 1981, a batch of TV managers concluded that there was only one practice for their programming to reach the cold-hearted gathering that is adolescents: through the power of carol. The nature was then treated to a pilot for a musical sketch comedy line for teenages called The Best Of Times , probably because Cherish Your Youth, Because Adult Life Is A Shitstorm Of Disappointment was too much of a bummer.

The show likewise shed completely normal , non-insane teenage minors you are able relate to, such as its protagonist: a young Crispin Glover, future virtuoso of Back To The Future and a cluster of weird-ass movies.

And Dave Letterman’s PTSD nightmares .

In the show’s opening incidents, Crispin’s mom is complaining about how chaotic his room is, and refers to him as “Crispin.” So, yup, he’s playing himself, addressing the unseen gathering, which we acquire is still how Crispin Glover lives his life. And if the guy who once tried to jump-kick Letterman’s face off isn’t relatable enough, Crispin innovates you to his gang of friends — such as “Nic.”

Who shared his wardrobe with Lou Ferrigno at this part .

Of course, that’s future Oscar winner and buff of paychecks Nicolas Cage playing Nic, who wastes his epoches shadowboxing at the beach while his sidekick unhappily eats a hamburger behind him. The benevolent Nic tries to help his sidekick pick up a cute girlfriend, but there’s no escaping the tempt of those cutoffs.

“Hey, girlfriend. This nipple is an feeler to an ancient civilization. Let’s make out.”

Despite the fact that the show introduced itself as a hard-hitting look at what the adolescents of the day were truly like, these minors break into song and dance with no provocation. It doesn’t material if they’re at the convenience store …

… or the car wash.

Most out-there constituent sees when the display cuts out the chuckle track completed with Cage addressing the camera, telling us all how he’s worried he’s going to be drafted and killed if there’s a conflict in El Salvador. Which is an especially depressing speech coming from the guy who was dancing his heart out down the canned goods aisle simply moments ago.

But considerably less depres if you try to think of him as the virtuoso of The Wicker Man .

# 4. A Heartwarming Series Based On Psycho

Alfred Hitchcock’s classic Psycho has influenced a lot of amusement since it came out back in 1960, from kick-starting the slasher category to spawning a multitude of sequels and remakes to fostering a health paranoia about motel bathtubs. It even spawned a 1980s TV pilot called Bates Motel ( not to be confused with the current A& E display of the same call ).

The show starts out promisingly creepy, but then plummets the ball that Norman Bates is dead and that this is about his cellmate, Alex, to whom he’s left the motel. It’s a little like if they made a Halloween line that focused on Michael Myers’ college roommate. When Alex leaves the asylum to pass guide the eponymous motel, he deals with issues Hitchcock perhaps never even considered addressing, such as disarray over drive-thru openings and locking bank loans.

* drastic violin music intensifies * Anyway, Alex revamps the motel and begins hosting some shake parties, participating in Teen Wolf Too himself, Jason Bateman 😛 TAGEND The earliest chronological “I’ve made a huge mistake” look ?

One of the brand-new hip young clients is entertaining suicide, perhaps because she recognise how cruel a display she was in. But before she does the deed, a cluster of dead 1950 s adolescents show up and persuade her not to.

“There IS an afterlife, and you get to ride cool vehicles in it! Anyway, don’t kill yourself.”

So the Bates Motel is recurred, but not by all the people who have been slaughtered there? If all this wasn’t sufficient to oblige you wonder your sanity, back at the house, the specter of Mrs. Bates shows up looks a lot like bootleg Skeletor — and in true-life Scooby-Doo pattern, she’s revealed to be … that sniveling banker!

“I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for that flaw on the lavatory wall where you envisioned me change! ”

The next day, the lady who didn’t kill herself thanks Alex, who then divulges the fourth wall and addresses the gathering, “says hes” concludes Norman would be proud. Because who wouldn’t want to gain the approval of a dead serial killer? It’s an amazingly heartwarming intention for a display based on a goddamn fright movie. In an interrogation, virtuoso Bud Cort said that the series would feature the Bates Motel as a “magical” place for redemption. So it would be like Stroked By An Angel , but with a murder house instead of Della Reese.

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