Part-time farmer and former Bachelor Chris Soules is apparently a full-time moron. The Iowa farm boy might be looking at some jail age after getting arrested for an alleged affect and extend where another move died.

Yes, you fucking speak that correctlysomeone fucking croaked. According to TMZ, Soules allegedly rear ended a John Deere tractor trailerwhich, TBH, I don’t really just knowing that that isbut then the asshole left the incident! The John Deere ended up in a trench, and the driver was taken to a infirmary by ambulance where he subsequently died, which is incredibly sad.

And did Soules come through as a hero and try to help? No, the chicken shit drove off in his Chevy pickup like the subject of some depressing-ass country anthem. TMZ reported that as of this morning Soules is being arraignedwhich, if you’ve ever watched you’d know that this is where Soules will choose to either allege guilty or not guiltyand police reportedly discovered alcohol receptacles at the time of the accident. So yeah , not looking good for our former farmer Bachelor.

Soules was booked into an Iowa jail on service charges of leaving the panorama of a demise, which you can bet emphatically carries a big retribution if he’s was guilty. Yup, I just Googled it. Depending on where you live, going convicted of that can leave you with a good gob of prison time. Congrats Chris, I think you just might be the first Bachelor felon! Can they host a season of from within a prison? What would the fantasize suites is just like? I can see it now:

Also, can we just talk about the mug shot for a hot second? In occurrence you don’t conceive us, you can clearly see Soules with his signature slicked-back mane and wearing a fucking shirt that says “Soules” on it. What in the hell, male. Maybe not best available branding.

How fucking thankful do you think Whintey is right now? She avoided a lifetime of writing Dear John characters while her fianc provided prison time and she was stranded in Bumfuck, Iowa. Safe to say she dodged a huge bullet.

Don’t meet your heroes, minors. Especially when that hero is a Bachelor with a dolphin chuckle without the moral compass to stick around at the incident of road traffic accidents he made THAT KILLED SOMEONE.

Rest In Peace to the other driver. Envisages and devotions for their own families.