What is the strangest moment of Summer: The Donna Summer Musical ? This is a tough question, because it repetitions a lot while watching this completely bonkers Broadway show, which opened tonight at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre.

Perhaps, the moment where Summer gets a lover, goes married, has a child, then affords that newborn to her parents to bring up–all in the span of a New York minute? Or the moment where Summer faces domestic violence cases, to the tightens of “No More Tears( Enough Is Enough ), ” and that such violence is acted out as a micro-ballet with a coffee table journal a key weapon?

To be clear, the clunking weirdness of this jukebox musical devoted to the “queen of disco” has nothing to do with the three singers representing Summer at different stages of her life. Storm Lever older and younger” Duckling Donna ,” Ariana DeBose as” Disco Donna ,” and–most stage-commandingly — LaChanze as “Diva Donna” do all they can to enliven and pay variously raging or smooth fuel to the see &# x27; s suite of Summer’s standards; the same proceeds for the hard-working, hard-dancing ensemble.( LaChanze particularly stands out. The good dancers proletariat through some actually odd choreography .)

If you want to hear 23 Donna Summer ballads, talk by singers pretending to be Donna Summer, then fine, this will be enough( is enough) for you. The narration spun all over the songs may leave you astounded. The show is so literal it’s like a demented Wikipedia entry; a lot of happen shorn of any context or explanation.

LaChanze opens the show by telling us–channeling the minds of the Summer, who perished in 2012, aged 63 — that it &# x27; s fine to sing and move in the alleys, and the darknes I was there some people did that. Elect your instants wisely; some snatches of lyrics performance and move to not-fruition. Others grow full-on numbers.

But it doesn &# x27; t feel very “disco ,” at the least not in the mood of the epoch captured in books like Daily Beast contributor Anthony Haden-Guest‘s The Last Party: Studio 54, Disco, and the Culture of the Night . It feels very clean; the on-stage furnishings are sectionals of white sofas and clean desks, and submerged pedestals. There are screens of colors shade and photographs of Summer herself. Eventually, “theres” gargantuan, please-don &# x27; t-fall-on-my-puzzled-head disco balls.

Don’t expect the grunge of the disco years; this is glistens and sheen, with a write that belongs in the pantheon of 1980 s mini-series.

You know: whole years sweep by in seconds, place changes twinkling up on the screen, and your heroine in unending peril while wearing mink. On one level, the musical is camp, and are well aware; on another level it is–without meaning to be–a clique car-crash.

Before going to see this evidence, watch Joan Collins in Sins . It will really get you in the mood.

” A meagre opening, don’t you think? We exactly shed that together ,” Diva Donna announces at the beginning after a full-on portrayal of” The Queen Is Back .”

” It didn’t matter if you were a boy or a girl or anything in between. All that mattered was that you were ready to dance “

The ” we ” turns out to be one of the musical’s mysteries. Just say you’d like to know who ” Joyce ,” and “Brian” are, or how “Helmuth” and “Bruce” became her husbands. Then there’s her wacko boyfriend “Gunther” who abused and gathered a grease-gun on her. Or “Casablanca”( the record description ).

The musical accepts you know everything about Summer’s life, and her closest insinuates and peers; that you will be on first-name expressions with all of them.

For Summer herself,” It didn’t matter if you were a boy or a girl or anything in between. All that mattered was that you were ready to dance .” Appositely, the stage is filled at different instants by female dancers searching androgynous.( The picture &# x27; s insultingly hamfisted approaching to Summer &# x27; s lesbian devotees and her alleged homophobia will be addressed momentarily .)

We learn early on the key public and private distinction in their own lives.” The very private Donna Gaines was born in Boston, Massachusetts to Andrew Gaines and his wife, Mary. The very public Donna Summer was accept in Munich, Germany to an Italian register farmer reputation Giorgio Moroder and his sidekick Pete Bellotte .”

But the musical never irritants to interrogate that strife or dual actuality. It barrels towards the big-hearted times of Summer’s life, and then pegs a anthem to it.

There are no ties-in sketched in any profundity in the display; when a key figure in their own lives succumbs it matters not a jot. We have no idea what anyone on stagecoach connote or didn &# x27; t “ve been meaning to” Summer, perhaps save Bruce Sudano( Jared Zirilli ), her second husband. Even then, he &# x27; s primarily a smiling mannequin.

The musical itself is, she adds, a series of “fragments” in what she sees as a “portrait gallery” of her life.

There are some fun instants. She lies down on the floor to seem properly sex for” Love To Love You Baby .” In a limousine, she questions a person called Bob, inhaling cocaine at that moment, what he does. “Coke,” arises the answer.

” It’s great only to be a queen ,” one character answers, referring to the “disco queen moniker.”

” Except in a very small town ,” articulates the show’s gay reputation, the PR “Brian”( the actor proceeds uncredited in the program, and in his brief instants of stage age he’s notably good ).

Summer’s childhood spins by in minutes: her father is strict and doesn’t like her clothe lipstick, her mother tells her she affection her. There’s a moment where she watches an old lady get mugged by a guy she knows, the old lady dies, and this plasters Donna’s desire to get out of Boston to be a pop star in New York City. In seconds.

But ha , no! She goes to Germany–her father’s response, “Mein Gott!” — and becomes a hotshot of Hair . No one has experienced a pitch-black girl before in Germany. The Germans touch her scalp, which, she supposes, offends her, but then she gets” a whole new established of featherings .”

We do not discover what these “feathers” are. We do not discover her dreams on racism.

Instead, is available on Europe seems to make: Culture! Which entails artistry, and masters, and people talking about art and artists and White Zinfandel! It signifies shops! Oh, the whirl, my dear!

” On a good day, I felt like Judy Garland in’ The Wizard of Oz .’ On a bad epoch, I felt like Judy Garland, date. I couldn’t sleep at night, I was depressed all day. There’s always a price. I did have some friends, though. These little blue-blooded capsules announced Marplan “

And then Summer convenes Helmuth, her first partner. On stagecoach, their fulfill, wooing, having a babe( the nanny ambled off theatre inhaling a cigarette ), all takes residence in seconds to the sprains of “Love To Affection You, Baby.” Suddenly they’re moving in with his mothers outside Munich; then she’s giving up her baby to her parents and going back to singing.

Then, snap digits, she’s the lonely diva:” On a good day, I felt like Judy Garland in’ The Wizard of Oz .’ On a bad period, I felt like Judy Garland, interval. I couldn’t sleep at night, I was depressed the working day. There’s always a price. I did have some pals, though. These little blue capsules called Marplan .”

Instead of get into what that craving might represent, what the loneliness of her personality is constituted by, and just what were her demons, instead of travelling full Valley of The Dolls , we are suddenly in her home in Benedict Canyon, with a crazy German guy called Gunther who we have already been glancingly introduced to( we are aware he &# x27; s Trouble ). Gunther is suddenly a hazardous sociopath who wants to kill her.

No way, Gunther. Listen to the song, sidekick: Enough is Enough .

Summer slams him out with a book.

Gunther is deported.

This leads to Summer going back in time to being abused by her religion clergyman as a young teenager. We get” Bad Girls ,” which is fun to watch. Then she’s in impassable legal fuss, which–like everything else–take about 30 seconds to refer and which oblige no appreciation to anybody who doesn’t already know Donna Summer’s contractual arrangements and law bothers in great detail already.

Still, as she is told by “Norman”: ” This may seem disingenuous collected from a middle-aged white-hot person like me, but the music business is dominated by white people. It’s time you took restrict of their own lives. It would be better for both of us. Hell, it would be better for the whole manufacture .”

This gust of cheer-worthy feminism and hope for financial equality leads to the best-performed anthem of the show,” She Makes Hard For The Money ,” boasting the ensemble dancing in slick business suits.

Quite what constructs Summer contemplate suicide in a Ritz Hotel, and how a chambermaid’s kind words saved her, is not made clear. But Summer proselytizes to Jesus, and on stage the actors playing the youngest Donna and her sisters unexpectedly become her three daughters.

Then she’s sick, but we don’t know with what.

In a stretching of its last-place third, the show becomes a morass of unmemorable sungs.( Completely omitted are her 1989 touches:” This Time I Know It’s For Real ,” and” I Don’t Crave To Get Hurt .”)

The show snafus into its most contentious zone, when it meets Summer’s now-notorious anti-gay meditates, which she disclaimed alleging. She most famously( according to her, never) said that AIDS was God’s punishment for lesbian beings. Except in this been demonstrated that extends unmentioned, and the contention instead grows when, as Summer refers,” Years ago, at a concert in Cleveland, I was trying to get the girls in the audience to sing along with me on some song. I don’t even recollect which one, but the boys hindered drowning them out. And I spoke,’ God became Adam and Eve , not Adam and Steve .'”

It is left to her homosexual PR Brian to ask her,” What were you thinking ?”

” Bad parody, I know ,” acknowledgments Summer.

Bad joke ?! That’s where the musical needles that notorious mess.

Also, Summer even denied saying that” Adam and Steve” remark in an interview with The Advocate . Is the musical claim she actually said it?

” It was not best available timing ,” answers Brian.( Though unstated, the missing words there is: this being at a time when so many men who had copulation with guys were dying of AIDS–but then why not make reference to the more notorious AIDS remark ?)

The musical has Summer next claiming,” I would never sit in judgment over someone else. I lost so many friends. We all did. Public I adored, people I respected. Parties I necessity .” She adds this to Brian, implying he died too.

” God drew Adam and Steve and Eve and Louise and everybody else ,” Disco Donna claims to echoing applause in 2018.

But that doesn’t explain or interrogate her observes, or what her beliefs around homosexuality actually were. Instead, in this establish as in life, what feels like a hurried, pre-emptive PR job to mollify her fans “whos” scandalized at the time has been mounted.

Then another odd front:” You could pronounce I’ve spent half “peoples lives” on my knees for one reason or the other .” This goes chuckles. It chimes saucy. But, hang on, in relation to what? Prayer and copulation? Summer doesn’t come across as that sexual or promiscuous during the course of its substantiate. Did we miss something?

No matter: “Hot Stuff” and” Last-place Dance” send us into the night, every “Donna” and all the dancers shaking and writhing to their last-place. The gathering is left find as pumped as intended. But after this odd musical, Donna Summer, like the disco period itself, remains a blur.

Summer: The Donna Summer Musical is at the Lunt-Fontanne Theatre, Booking to November 18 .