We all have those paints we wish we didnt have, whether it was a horrible haircut your mummy formed you get in the 80 s or the time you thought Glamour Shots were your key to particular reputation. Dont feel bad. We all have them.
But unlike the common person who can try tohide the evidence or, at the least, merely accepts the humiliation from family and friends, personalities often have to deal with the whole world examining those fires. Yes, at the time the photographer persuaded you that Baby, youre a virtuoso! Yet looking back, maybe not so much.
Nothing replies, “Sultry vampire chick” quite like off-color eyeshadow.
” You’re an Indian Princess! You’re from the future! You’re in a bowl !”
For when you want to blend into your surroundings…or when you’re cold and want to slip into a Snuggie that parallels the wall.
Think,” Pee-pee Off Get In Shape Girl .”
I know you feel fancy wearing a skanky genie costume while a breeze machine blows back your whisker, but what it is you do, DO NOT SMILE.
Is he in a public shower?
First happens firstly: Your limbs move in the sleeves of the sweater. We’ll travel from there.
The pattern is very “Hippie-meets-Goodwill” and, most importantly, it matches your fuzz!
Our recalls precisely there, Romeo.
Mom jeans? Check. Disclosed shoulders? Check. Hat acquired from Glamour Shots and smoky filter? Check.
Don’t you detest it when you forget to button your shirt and put one across pants and then your bare skin get stuck on a plastic sofa? Ugh. The worst .
David was very territorial of his exercise ball in class and was asked to leave given the fact that his pleather gasps were submerge out the workout instructor.
Sponsored by overalls and bad decisions.
We guided out of props, so here’s a monstrous black tarp. Have merriment! Cherish the tarp! Make us love the tarp!
Yeah, we don’t know either, Jennifer.
The real question isn’t,” Why is J-Lo covered in child lubricant/ honey and put on a carpet with dry ice in the background ?” but rather,” How are those offstages fixed ?”
We’re going to dress you up like a Target employee and then constitute you in front of a Persian run.
Let’s pretend you just got into a automobile clang, but it’s okay! You were wearing a stylish helmet and goggles and the pleather shielded your skin!
Uhh…here’s a heyday. Move for it.
You look really tired. In happening, you’re still in your long underwear/ pajamas, so here’s an oversized leather casing. Do your thing.
You’re no longer a teenage voodoo. You’re young adults seductress retaliating the fact only certain parts of your hair are either crimped or curled.
Well, it “worked” for Melissa Joan Hart, so let’s try it with Uma?
Seriously, Will. Do we have to beat this” Fresh Prince” thought into the floor? Fine. Here are eight reverberates and a crown.
We get this string of daisies from the craftsmanship storage, so precisely kind of hurl it on your heading and we’ll extend from there.
Little do you know, her shirt is actually stuck to that chainlink fence.
The shirt speaks,” Librarian after effort ,” but the “hairs-breadth” alleges,” There’s a feather duster/ spider about to ingest your intelligence .”
Work your magic!
You’re in the jungle and examining a little bit scared. But don’t worry! You have 2-inch pitch-black fingernails as your defense.
Just imagine you’re taming lions, Jim.
Give us a appear that adds,” Severely? I’m supposed to precisely sit here in front of a ardor ?”
I know the purple outfit clashes with the padded orange chamber( and that your ends only penetrated the seat that you’re on) but…actually, this moves no sense.
And yet, it still stirs more gumption than all this crimped whisker and bowings. Prows in the ears, parties. Bows!