Shelby Pagan is a legend.
The nurse posted a review of
See, Shelby had just been in a car crash, and she titled her review:
“I was in a car accident and my eyeliner didn’t budge”
AH-Mazing! A Twitter user was the first to spot the fire post on KatVonDBeauty.com this week, and she was so shook she wrote:
Y’all I was really out here looking for a new eyeliner and look at this review lmfaooo
She deadass took a picture in her neck brace I am deceased 😩 pic.twitter.com/j9jHjAei06
— lahari (@guadalahari) April 24, 2018
The story doesn’t go exactly like that though. Shelby didn’t take the pic for a review — the review was demanded after the pic!
First she shared the photo on Instagram to tell her peeps what had happened:
Sorry I haven’t posted in a few days and I am sorry I don’t have a funny caption for you today. On Wednesday June 28th I was parked on the side of a highway, with my hazards on, calling for roadside assistance because I ran out of gas. While on the phone for help I was hit by a driver going 56pmh. I was treated in the ER for a cervical strain, closed head injury, knee contusion and forehead lacerations. I consider myself lucky to have walked away from the accident relatively unhurt and alive. The reason the other driver hit me is still not known. But I have my life and am surrounded by such great friends, coworkers and family. Mahalo nui loa to the paramedics, doctors and everyone else who helped me.A post shared by Shelby (@coffeecatsandcusswords) on Jun 29, 2017 at 4:48pm PDT
She told Huffington Post her followers wouldn’t stop asking about it:
“I had shared the photo on my Instagram to tell my story and multiple people said, ‘How does your eyeliner look so good still?'”
Well, now we know. And Kat Von D beauty got the best ad it’s ever had! They should put Shelby on a billboard!
Or name an eyeliner after her? “Pagan Pitch” has a nice ring to it… Or “Crash Victim”! LOLz!
BTW, here’s how Shelby looks when she isn’t recovering from a car crash:
_______________________________________ She is both, Hellfire and holy water. And the flavor you taste Depends on how you Treat her. _______________________________________ -Sneha PalA post shared by Shelby (@coffeecatsandcusswords) on Apr 11, 2018 at 10:06am PDT
[Image via Instagram.]