Shelby Pagan is a legend.
The nurse posted a review of
See, Shelby had just been in a vehicle gate-crash, and she named her critique 😛 TAGEND
“I was in a car accident and my eyeliner didn’t budge”
AH-Mazing! A Twitter user was the first to spot the burn pole on KatVonDBeauty.com this week, and she was so sway she wrote:
Y’all I was genuinely out here looking for a new eyeliner and look at this review lmfaooo
She deadass took a envision in her cervix brace I am deceased pic.twitter.com/ j9jHjAei06
— lahari (@ guadalahari) April 24, 2018
The story doesn’t travel exactly like that though. Shelby didn’t take the pic for its further consideration — the review was expected after the pic!
First she shared the photo on Instagram to tell her peeps what had happened 😛 TAGENDSorry I haven’t posted in a few days and I am sorry I don’t have a funny caption for you today. On Wednesday June 28 th I was parked on the side of a highway, with my lucks on, announcing for roadside relief because I guided out of gas. While on the phone of providing assistance I was hit by a move leading 56 pmh. I was treated in the ER for a cervical stres, shut pate hurt, knee contusion and forehead lacerations. I consider myself luck to have walked away from the accident relatively unhurt and alive. The reason the other motorist smacked me is still not known. But I have my life and am surrounded by such great friends, coworkers and family. Mahalo nui loa to the paramedics, doctors and everybody else who helped me .~ ATAGENDA post shared by Shelby (@ coffeecatsandcusswords) on Jun 29, 2017 at 4:48 pm PDT
She told Huffington Post her admirers wouldn’t stop requesting about it 😛 TAGEND
“I had shared the photo on my Instagram to tell my narration and multiple people spoke,’ How does your eyeliner look so good still? ‘”
Well , now we know. And Kat Von D knockout got the best ad it’s ever had! They should place Shelby on a billboard!
Or name an eyeliner after her? “Pagan Pitch” has a nice sound to it … Or “Crash Victim”! LOLz!
BTW, here’s how Shelby examines when she isn’t recuperating from a gondola clang 😛 TAGEND
_______________________________________ She is both, Hellfire and sacred sea. And the flavor you savour Depends on how you Plow her. _______________________________________ -Sneha PalA post shared by Shelby (@ coffeecatsandcusswords) on Apr 11, 2018 at 10:06 am PDT
[ Image via Instagram .]